David Fiske Affiliate marketing & web development musings from Fiske Towers

Lee wrote a humorous article on the weird and wacky keywords people used to find his site. In need of a short distraction, I've decided to post an identical article using this blog as a base. I don't usually check the keywords here as I write what I see fit rather than to target particular keywords. I save that for my other sites!

Anyway, here goes!
 
affiliate marketing - good start!

who wrote going to the chapel - "Chapel of Love" is a song written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich and Phil Spector.

affiliate website design strategy - Build it so they can come and then go quickly to make a purchase.

how to register for interparcel - Yep, I can't find the link either.

price tapestry security hole - I haven't heard of one.

tesco grocery discount vouchers may - which voucher code side is fishing around for codes?!

dragons den fraud - where?

dragons den english dictionary - I can't remember a pitch for a dictionary. Perhaps you're after this.

why doesn't my voucher code work? - It's old and expired or incorrect. *SOME* voucher code sites have a habit of listing old codes.

which is better hv20 or hf10? - There's only one way to find out - FIGHT!!!! (Harry Hill's TV Burp reference)

dragon car porn - oh dear.

anyone had problems with voucher codes - yes.

problems with my voucher codes - more?

dragons den fridge - stuffed full of cash? I'm in!

affiliate program ebuyer - No longer around I'm afraid. It would be nice to see it return though.

love bt - really? Are you sure?

what does it cost to set up and run a cashback site? - time, money and patience.

spam examples - set up a blog and wait....

david fiske keyword misspell - that would be here.

generate hmv promo codes - I think Mr or Mrs HMV does that.

how long does it take for tesco delivery - depends on what you've ordered.

price tapestry registration code - Buy one from here.

sunshine holidays affiliate advice - Visit the Sunshine blog for hints and tips.

how many niche sites is too many - when you have too many to manage.

the voucher code is not available - see 'why doesn't my voucher code work?' above.

fiske marketing book - hopefully this is a publisher and wants to offer a large advance for my book I've yet to write.

do you have to pay for tesco home delivery - groceries: yes; direct home delivery orders: yes; direct store delivery orders: no.

david fiske cashback - maybe it's time to release the script?

pricing in proportion complaints - don't get me started.

man flu in summer - the dreaded man flu strikes again.

cut through my phone line - why would you want to and oops if you did.

sunshine.co.uk are they any good - I haven't had a chance to work with them yet.

royail mail no post for 3 weeks - not good

how to make a big model of a chinese dragon - a lot of toilet rolls and sticky back plastic (reference to Blue Peter)

i'm making 150 a day affiliate marketing - congratulations.

what is the five us theme tune? - I knew someone else would be interested. Answer is Jacksonville by Sufjan Stevens. The theme music behind the advert showcasing American drama (the one with the explosion and the music track that resembles Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeaaaah!) is Lithium (Nirvana) by The Polyphonic Spree. Now you know.

let me see how they do it - do what?

(Keywords for May 2008)